December 2010
45 posts
“I don’t know where my talent came from. My dad sometimes whistles, but...”
– Ricky Wong
“that’s a war cry, mofo”
– billy riggins
No Two People Are Not On Fire
dihnosawer:
cyparissus:fairfieldconnecticut:
absolute favorite, never not funny
“The holidays without drinkin’ is rough. Turns out football is boring, my wife’s...”
– Tracy Jordan
Mark: Oh God, I can't believe I'm having a party!
Jez: I am so proud of you. There was everyone thinking you were just this fusty, sweater-wearing, spirit-crushing no-fly-zone with ten foot carrot up his ass.
Mark: Yeah, obviously it is only a tactical party. I'm only having a party to eventually get sex.
Jez: This is only reason anyone in recorded history has had a party Mark!