February 2012
11 posts
1 tag
anybody want to be my guest to the Cougar Town viewing party in Philly this Friday??
confidence dance!
Homer: Look Kids! I just got my party invitations back from the printers!
Lisa: Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. The extra B is for B.Y.O.B.B.
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.
maybe this isn’t even fishing.
maybe it’s not actually fishing...
January 2012
38 posts
‘I can’t wait forever’ is all that you said before you stood up. you won’t disappoint me, I can do that myself. but I’m glad that you’ve come, now if you don’t mind… I hope you feel better now that it’s out. what took you so long? and the truth has a habit of falling outta your mouth. well now that it’s come, if you don’t mind, leave. leave and please yourself at the same time. leave....
4 tags
(407): Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
(724): Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy’s in the shitter.
There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people...
– Ryan Adams
December 2011
19 posts