Hello Starling

what's on my mind grapes.

chrisdaps:

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

Love this.

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Angus & Julia Stone - The Devil's Tears

thefleetoffoxes:

He said “I am the devil boy, come with me
And we’ll make many storms”
He offered me the universe
But inside my heart there’s a picture of a girl

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walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

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I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea!

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